What sex will be like in space.

Beloved school crossing guard in Melbourne, Australia has been banned from high-fiving students after a parent complaint.

A New Zealand charity accidentally handed out candied meth.

How farmers entertain themselves with cow poop.

Is Roadrunner secretly CEO of ACME Corp. and selling Wile E. Coyote defective merch on purpose just to get rich and watch said Coyote repeatedly kick his own ass?

Of all of your random characters, which one would be the best fit as president of the United States?