Welcome back to another installment of Astrology Lessons with Em! Fun fact: knowing your astrology can get you free stuff from Starbucks, so listen up. This week we’re diving into Mars signs. Mars isn’t just about anger, it has to do with all of our primal instincts. We finally find Elaina’s Leo placement (shocking) and she completes her transformation into Beyoncé. Emily finds the perfect word to describe Elaina along with her true calling. Then we dive into Emily and Charlotte’s Mars sign and an upcoming orgy involving some unlikely people. Turns out Emily and Charlotte are inclined towards sarcasm, gossip, and passive aggressiveness. Was anyone surprised? And stay tuned for the astrological explanations for Elaina’s praise kink, Charlotte’s failed relationships, and Emily’s enemies-to-lovers arc. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!