This is sort of a song? It's more like...an instruction manual for a song. But Scott gets to show off how much he knows about conducting so thank god for that. (And Shannon gets to write the episode description.)

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music. Follow us on Twitter @songsaladcast and check out our website, songsaladpodcast.com

Streaming on StrangeLabel.com every Wednesday at 3pm EST.

Art by Kayla Wasil (@kaylamwasil)