We haven't heard from the Fresh Prince of Subway in a long time, and for good reason. He said some real weird shit on Twitter. But his German cousin, the Duchess of Dunkin' is way cooler, and so is Yelp's translation engine.

Meanwhile, Jess ensures that we ONCE AGAIN parody the VERY well-known NPR show On Being with Krista Tippett. It's a joke that totally isn't for me personally. You're all in on the bit. Right? Please clap. 

We love our silly little 'cast, and if you like it too, please tell a friend, especially if they're famous! Word of mouth is our only real option at the moment.

Otherwise, JOIN THE CONVERSATION (about nothing)! I try to be relatively active with folks on Twitter, and Jess is talkin' to folks on the Facebook:

Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Twitter: @CriticEveryone

[email protected]

Sometimes when I'm anxious, I just sit and play with our slide whistle. Highly recommended.