It's been a couple of weeks, and your favorite bitches have missed each other and you. Kiah’s back from Duluth and CC’s been trapped in a suburban social hellscape, and they both are trying to recharge their batteries (spoiler: one of them is dead inside).

Then the ladies dive into the story of a female inmate mysteriously ending up pregnant without touching a soul (science? sorcery? sperm ghosts?) They also break down Turning Point USA’s "alternative" halftime show (that no one asked for), the controversial reviews of Taylor Swift’s new album, Love is Blind’s latest season of beige couches and emotional terrorism, and SKIMS’ new bush thong—because apparently, the 70s called and they want their pubes back. It’s messy. It’s manic. It’s magnificent. Enjoy.