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The tarot cards are shuffling, the Scorpios are thriving, and Kiah barely survived Las Vegas.

This week the ladies dive into spooky season, questionable astrology, Savannah Chrisley's engagement and suprise pregnancy, political insanity, upcoming elections, and the North Dakota ballot measures that actually matter. They also discuss Obama's Cheesecake Factory comments, Vivek Ramaswamy's disgusting ad, and wonder if everyone in politics is okay.

And just when things get too serious, BravoCon drops its dates and these twoimmediately begin making plans that will likely cost too much money and destroy their sleep schedules. Some people plan for retirement. Kiah and CC plan for BravoCon. Priorities. 

Mercury isn't even in retrograde yet and somehow everything is already broken.

This week Kiah & CC bring a quick catch-up before diving into a truly cursed news cycle: botched executions, questionable press conferences, internet outrage, and Shane Gillis causing discourse. It's a shorter episode because life is life-ing, but as always, the girls have thoughts.

Lots of thoughts.

This week, the ladies are asking the important questions:

Is it the full moon? Is it our hormones? Or is TikTok actively trying to recruit Kiah into a coven?

After a rough few days, the girls unpack WitchTok's favorite hobbies, including moon water and period blood manifestations. Then they pivot completely because that's how podcasts work: the Cornell 7 case, Love Is Blind Boston, Earle Meets World, and Lisa Vanderpump's latest Vegas adventure.

No conclusions are reached, but a lot of opinions are shared. Enjoy

The girls are back — yes, they disappeared, yes, they're sorry, and yes, it was absolutely your fault for expecting consistency from these two. Fall has officially arrived, pumpkin spice is flowing, and so are the opinions.

This week Kiah & CC catch up on what you've missed: weddings, road trips, drunken stories, and their new obsession with Mahjong. Then they dive into the latest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Taylor Frankie Paul mess, plus a full Real Housewives rundown: Ultimate Girls Trip, Salt Lake City, and New York.

Finally, they break down the latest in the Caleb Flynn trial like two women who never passed the bar but always pass judgement.

Enjoy.

This week Kiah crawls back from a bachelorette trip that probably aged her 11 years, CC recounts kindergarten drop-off like she's sending her daughter into the Hunger Games, and together they tackle the weeks cultural disasters: Death of a Pastor’s Wife, Good Good’s domestic‑violence‑coded implosion, pheromone‑maxing men feral in the wild, Luke Bryan’s new song (we’re filing a complaint), the Lindsey Clancy trial, and mourning Dolly Parton and Gloria Steinem like the last two good things on Earth.

Enjoy.

CC shares her kindergarten prep saga, including the moment her 5‑year‑old verbally assaulted a playground stranger. Kiah reveals that outdoor dinner parties are now her entire personality, and honestly? It tracks.

Then the girls dive into the Lindsey Clancy case and the conspiracy theories swirling online, reflect on Hayden Panettiere’s untimely passing, celebrate Janelle’s new man, and recap the first episodes of Double Lives of Suburban Wives, which is already shaping up to be the most unhinged show on TLC.

It's a bit dark, chaotic and unhinged this week so buckle up and enjoy.

CC and Kiah leave their therapists’ offices feeling “so grounded” and immediately proceed to be unhinged for an hour. CC breaks down House of Stassi like it’s scripture, AOC freezes her eggs and the far right combusts, and Kiah attends a bachelorette party where she knows exactly one human being.

Bravo delivers premium nonsense: The Valley reunion, Jax’s Smartwater cosplay, and the news he’s dating his publicist because of course he is. Plus, Ultimate Girls Trip is back and already feral.

This week starts with Kiah's wedding recap that includes a biblical twist, then immediately the girls pivot into Emilie Kaiser’s PR freefall, Mikayla Nogueira’s cringe era, and a TikTok confession that can only be described as genealogically illegal.

Plus they discuss a Grafton baby‑swap scandal and a reality TV roundup that drags CC back to Below Deck like a sailor to siren song.

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This week, the girls realize they might actually need… structure? Kiah announces she needs an assistant, CC insists they need a podcast contract before they accidentally become a real business, and together they spiral into what professionalism might look like (spoiler: it’s bleak).

They recap the Fourth Trimester Retreat in Chicago, discuss the explosive‑diarrhea parasite currently terrorizing the Midwest, and dip into politics — Lindsey Graham’s passing, Mitch McConnell still hanging on, Trump’s press conference on “election fraud,” and ICE’s latest horrifying incident.

Then it’s back to TikTok hell: Catherine Ebs’ grocery store “apology,” the 2nd‑grade teacher returning after a month off and immediately going viral for all the wrong reasons, and the new TLC show Double Lives of Suburban Wives, which has both girls feral.

They close with a guide on how to spot a MAGA person before they ruin your day and a brief Bravo recap with The Valley and RHOC.

Enjoy this explosive episode!

Delayed as usual but you're getting two episodes this week since the girls forgot to drop this one...so take what you get and be happy.

CC and Kiah start out by recapping their 4th of July before diving straight into how Europeans spent the World Cup gushing about American “culture” — Costco worship, Walmart anthropology, Ranch as a personality trait, and the eternal mystery of Long John Silver’s. Then the girls unpack Trump allegedly calling FIFA to meddle in a player suspension (because of course he did), TikTok’s Catherine Ebs getting dragged for insulting a small‑town grocery store, and the internet’s obsession with Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding.

Plus: YouRowKelsey rows herself into history as the fastest solo rower to make it from California to Hawaii, Ashley Tisdale’s toxic mom saga becomes a Netflix show, and Bravo updates galore — Kiah campaigns hard for CC to watch Next Gen NYC, RHOC returns for season 20, and the ladies give their final thoughts on the RHORI reunion.