The girls are back...barely. CC is battling a cold and fresh off her latest visit with her injector, looking like she lost a bar fight — swollen, bruised, and yet still ready to talk shit. Kiah is back from Vegas and delivers a full report: her first stay at the Fontainebleau, the Illenium show at the Sphere, and the glamorous reality of Dramamine, earplugs, and sensory overload.

It’s Masters Week, which CC is only experiencing through phone calls from her friends that got to go and Instagram stories. Her fantasy lineup is garbage, her expectations are lower, and yet she will absolutely be glued to the TV this weekend like she’s on payroll.

Then the girls dive into a Bravo TV recap starting with Summer House where these two remain held hostage by the Amanda and West storyline, followed by their reactions to the In the City trailer where they ponder why Bravo keeps bringing Danielle back, and the new season of The Valley, where they react to Janet still being Janet. Finally, the ladies discuss the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion looks that just dropped (Kiah is obsessed, CC is unimpressed) and Kiah gushes about the new Real Housewives of Rhode Island like she's on the PR team. 

Two hosts, one immune system between them, and more opinions than medically advisable. Enjoy.

This episode has everything: Summer House heartbreak, conservative cosplay, Republican kink scandals, and a Real Housewives franchise that refuses to let us rest.

We break down the Amanda/West romance collapse, Druski’s “conservative woman” skit, and Kristi Noem’s husband’s alleged cross‑dressing kink that sent the internet into a moral tailspin.

Then we hit RHOBH's Italy trip, Kiah tries to convince CC into watching Age of Attraction, (and CC pretends she will) and they scream about the new Unwell Winter Games cast like it’s the draft for the Hunger Games.

Happy April bitches. 

This week, the ladies are wading back into the Utah swamp as Secret Lives of Mormon Wives delivers another round of chaos — from Taylor Frankie Paul’s domestic violence accusations to her season of The Bachelorette getting axed before it even began. And because the universe loves a theme, Jessie and Jordan have announced their divorce in the least surprising plot twist of 2026.

Then they pivot into the Into the Manosphere documentary to dissect how a whole generation of men got radicalized by podcasts, protein powder, and untreated emotional issues.

Speaking of toxic masculinity, the ladies head straight to Bravo land to break down Kyle’s latest Summer House meltdowns and the Southern Charm reunion, where the men continue to behave like they’re auditioning for a cautionary tale.

And finally, they wrap with something sweet: a special shoutout to CC’s husband as they celebrate 16 years of marriage — proof that healthy men do exist, they’re just not on reality TV.

Kiah is battling a sinus infection, but CC got a babysitter and these two have A LOT to discuss so they're back for a jam-packed episode. 

First up Kiah is packing her glitter, electrolytes, and emotional support rave bra because she’s headed to Vegas to see Illenium at the Sphere — and yes, she’s already mentally in the VIP section. From there, the ladies dive straight into the Taylor Frankie Paul domestic violence saga, the possible funeral of The Bachelorette, the latest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and they talk #dadtok (and why it needs a timeout).

They also discuss the TikTok woman going viral for airing out her three adoption attempts that fell through — with CC offering her perspective as an adoptive mom, and then they give their take on the question posed on social media of what bathroom should a dad bring his daughter to when in public?

Is this episode all over the place? Yes, but what else is new. Enjoy.

Kiah is back from a week of sun, sand and family in Florida and CC is back from the slopes in Big Sky… well, barely. This week kicks off with the full story of her ski‑day disaster, the injury, and the questionable life choices that led to it. Then the girls speed run last week's guest episode, unpack the internet’s CBK style obsession, and gush over Gordon Ramsay’s documentary energy. Bravo is a full circus across Southern Charm, Summer House, and RHOP, and they wrap with their reactions to the latest news out of Iran — not political endorsements, just their reactions to the news, how people are talking about it, and the cultural ripple effects they’re seeing online.

It's another week of being messy, honest, all delivered while CC is basically held together with vibes and ibuprofen. Enjoy!

Guys. It’s a milestone moment — the very first guest episode! This week Kiah and CC welcome Troy Peterson - a husband, father, realtor, and OG listener of the pod. Troy came with OPINIONS too, so buckle up. 

First the trio unpack the USA Men’s Hockey controversy — because apparently America can’t go five minutes without a sports scandal. Then it's back to the usual programing with unfiltered Love is Blind commentary, along with hot takes on this season of The Traitors. 

And because Troy can't help himself, he decides it’s the perfect moment to challenge Kiah’s stance on Christianity - the audacity is Olympic-level, but it goes better than you might expect. 

This episode is chaotic, messy, and apparently a safe space for men to test boundaries. Enjoy!

Better late than never - but the ladies are back and serving opinions with an edge. 

First up, Kiah and CC tease next week’s first guest (and yes, you should be excited), and they drag Netflix’s docuseries Reality Check for reopening the cursed ANTM vault and call out the Bravo stars who are currently exhausting them — talking about you Salley, Kyle, and anyone else allergic to accountability.

Then the girls unpack the viral TikTok engagement between a woman and the man she’s known for six weeks… who just finished a 13‑year prison sentence. Finally, they show their patriotic side while discussing the Winter Olympic sports they suddenly care about.

If they handed out gold medals for messiness, these two would be at the top of the leaderboard. Enjoy!

Kiah’s back from an Arizona wedding with stories of love, and CC is coming in hot post therapy session. So, they're on brand as usual. From there, they dive straight into the Super Bowl circus: commercials that should’ve been focus‑grouped into oblivion, Bad Bunny doing the most (in the best way possible), and TPUSA doing… whatever the fuck that was.

Then the girls touch on the Grammys with their unfiltered reactions, skim the latest chaos from the Epstein files, and process Spencer Pratt announcing he’s running for Mayor of LA like it’s a deleted scene from The Hills.

Then they wrap up with a Bravo lightning round: Southern Charm’s Peter Pan Syndrome, RHOBH’s diamond‑polished delusion, Summer House’s seasonal dysfunction, RHOP’s shifting alliances, and RHOSLC’s ongoing holy war in the snow.

It’s messy. Enjoy.

Kiah & CC are back and are collectively annoyed with men. If you are one of our male listeners, proceed with caution this week.

This week, the girls come in hot with a full spiral through the ICE chaos unfolding in Minneapolis — spoiler: it's still infuriating and tragic. CC then bravely revisits the Green Bay Packer fan discourse after getting absolutely torched for her comments last week and follows it up by gently walking back her once‑glowing endorsement of the Empty Netters Podcast. Growth is real.

From there, it’s straight into pop‑culture chaos as they share their early takes on the new season of The Traitors, before ripping apart a Daily Mail article outlining the beauty trends women do that men hate — an article that somehow manages to be both hilarious and deeply unserious. 

And to round it all out, the girls dive into the latest chapter of the Brooklyn Beckham family drama, because the universe insists on keeping that storyline alive. It’s messy, it’s opinionated, it’s a rollercoaster — in other words, it’s Pretty Little Opinions at its finest.

January has these bitches in a full‑blown seasonal slump, so they do what any emotionally responsible adults would do: crack open freshly developed wedding‑bus photos from Kiah' Vegas wedding, and relive the only serotonin spike they’ve had since New Year’s.

From there, things take a sharp turn as they unpack the horrifying killing of Renee Good by an ICE officer in Minneapolis and the conversations it’s forcing across the country.

Then it’s whiplash into sports chaos as they break down the internet’s favorite Chicago Bears Super Bowl theory, debate who they’re emotionally stable enough to root for this postseason, and finally they gush over the cultural phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry. Spoiler alert: CC is OBSESSED.

This week is a little heavy, a little unhinged, and very on brand for two women trying to survive the longest month of the year. Hope you enjoy the episode!