Let's get intimate, shall we? Are you a rowdy sleeper and wake up with limbs all akimbo and pillows strewn all over the bed and whole asscrack hanging out, like Doug? Or are you a vampire and sleep on your back with your arms crossed on your chest and wake your partner up by laughing in your sleep, like Alice (and Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)?

Tune in for further fascinating discussions on lucid dreaming, night demons, and bed head. (Is "bedhead" one word or two? Do they mean different things depending on which...if you know what I mean?)

Other discussion topics may include:

- Oral folding instructions for underwear origami

- An unnecessary indictment of the fine people of Santa Fe

- A host of alarming impressions of alarms from the hosts

- How late is too late to begin a new format on your podcast?

- A nostalgic look at the commando movement