Tree tragedy hits the house of Jesus and it was definitely not what he was expecting. A wildly unexpected insurance claim for a certain type of bank that got robbed recently. 2 firefighters got fired for trying to eat more chikin on the job. And the state of New York has had a lot of bad luck with politicians over the years but this latest fiasco related to Onlyfans, luxury French fashion, Botox and a Sephora shopping spree really has to take the cake.