Millennial Madmen

Finally back from a long paternity leave and back in action. The guys discuss the immense power of Post-Nut Clarity, and all the good it can and WILL do for society as a whole; a topic originating from the Netherlands deciding that their tax money can and will go to good old fashioned sex workers! Everyone's favorite eccentric billionaire Elon Musk giving Starlink to a remote Amazonian tribe with some very unexpected side effects, a nature lover in Alaska who fucked around definitely found out what an angry moose can do; and a woman who came back from the dead just to die again.

A testicular eclipse as we revel in the aftermath of the total solar eclipse that captivated minds worldwide. A pizza prank that one of us could genuinely relate to, hope you can guess who? A guy that just had to sue for the smallest of things, a fascinating rock collection that scared some parents, and an actual Weekend at Bernie's Brazilian style!

Some inspiring and disturbing animal stories this week, as we discuss the rare total solar eclipse, a California dog ending up in Michigan, as well as another violent Chipotle incident that ended in a bloody almost Waffle House type of way. The 7-11 drank that has Nigel gagging and a messed up vet in Ohio who got lonely in a barn during his divorce and that is never good!

There's 69 things I hate about you, and this episode is one of them. We have inserted ourselves into the world of politics for the 1st time in our 69th episode, we broke our cherry in the only way we knew how: Porn. The great state of Texas has made the hub turn its back on the lone Star state despite massive protests and disappointment across the the state from tip to tip there has been mass sadness all the way. This week we gyatt your blood flowing to all the right places with stories covering a California cannibal, a Southwest stowaway and guns in lunchboxes!

Season 4 here we go! The Madmen are finally back with our 4th season and this time we start it off with a slurry of topics completely unrelated to each other by the way, going from classroom swordfights, to penis flight plans, join us in this weeks episode as we fly high going into season 4!

A merry Christmas from us at Millennial Madmen. We discuss the Christmas events of this year and reassure everyone that Die Hard is in fact a Christmas movie.

When your food attacks! An unlucky Chipotle employee gets assaulted and traumatized by a bowl from a really unhappy customer, The Donald takes a big L and turns it into a major merch victory. And our friends up in Canada have to also deal with exotic pets going crazy and getting arrested too. Kodak Black gets himself in some legal trouble in his flashy Bentley, in what can only be interpreted as an unusual tribute to Juice World. And Jose has to educate the boys on some prison lingo and a certain word Jesus might add to the infamous masturbation station. 

Join us this week with a different type of masturbation station that ended up in criminal charges for an unlucky someone. A lot of bad Grinch copy cats out there trying to ruin Christmas for everyone around them. We also discuss the why when questioning a crazy lawyer in his attempt to get back at those who he believes wronged his clients.

Tree tragedy hits the house of Jesus and it was definitely not what he was expecting. A wildly unexpected insurance claim for a certain type of bank that got robbed recently. 2 firefighters got fired for trying to eat more chikin on the job. And the state of New York has had a lot of bad luck with politicians over the years but this latest fiasco related to Onlyfans, luxury French fashion, Botox and a Sephora shopping spree really has to take the cake. 

A school in South Florida brings Halloween to 4th grade students in a brutal way, to the point of counseling having to be needed. A code brown at 35,000 feet, that sent an international flight back to central America all because someone couldn't hold their adult diaper till the landing, and a bomb threat was the only way out of it. The exotic killer pets conversation reappears, due to Cabelas not having an orange hunting vest in deer size. Cucumber in Michigan nourishing someone's ass, a cop in the mid-west with a spicy website, that made things really awkward when trying to arrest a subscriber, way to go!