Try to relax your anus for this one. This weeks episode we discuss a Darwin award that easily goes to this guy in the MRI. A library that had to change it policies over some extreme health and safety issues that you wouldn't expect to happen at such an innocent place, Doanld Trump dropped some new merch, and a jealous neighbor that somehow was able to steal another guy's porch one nail at a time.

The Ultimate fatality was achieved by an ex-marine recently that ended badly for both sides, wait till you hear what it is in this week's episode of the podcast where Jose continues to struggle to converse with Jesus about great American films due to the size and weight of the rock Jesus lives under! The most unusual childhood dream that we've heard of in recent times, and a far better way to make good use of a bathtub, and let me tell ya its not in the middle of a sunflower field butt naked.

We bounced all over the universe this week! A final admission by a former government official that said before congress what many people have suspected for decades, and that is we are indeed not alone in this solar system. Aliens apparently are here! A woman in the Lone Star state gets a super unlucky run in with nature while out for a walk. Skittles be getting crazy with the new flavors, and an Atlanta man gets sued for something the city does to him, not the other way around.

A series of dirty tales are being told on this weeks' episode of the Millennial Madmen podcast, as we bounce around from shit on I-95 to shit on the tarmac. A fun-loving group of McDonalds co-workers that just could not resist the naughty workplace temptations that were in front of them even if it meant a lot of antibiotics was in store for all of them.

A cheese abomination in Thailand, that has to be considered a new species of food. An 8 year old who was able to get a robbery done right, and the grown man who failed miserably and has gone viral for it. And some unsuspecting customers who have gotten a Breaking Bad style dining experience without their consent, and they ended up in the E.R for it, Ouch!

An incredibly reptilian episode for you all today, with a couple of north American guys that had 2 extremely different experiences with a crocodilian. A woman who chose the wrong method of calming her nerves before a big job interview, that ended up costing her more than just that job. And some weird method of sending a message to someone in Japan, as we welcome America's birthday this July 4th!

This weeks episode the madmen dive deep, but not too deep into what transpired in the Titanic explorers that tragically did not make it back to land. The recent events involving the Titan submarine we all discuss at great length, and also the always vibrant internet meme culture that has not taken it easy on the submarine story. And how this could all tie into an ass also getting imploded? You'll have to tune into find out!

Talk about a petty and really jealous ex girlfriend, this poor guy had his flight canceled cus his previous love just couldn't take the pain anymore. Another case of a Karen not minding her own damn business, and a gas station clerk that really needed the rest of the day off and would do whatever it took to go home. 

Its our big 5.0! We finally made it to episode number 50 of the Millennial Madmen podcast, and we have all you brave listeners to thank for all this support. Todays big episode we dive into a story about an incredibly hangry man in Kentucky who is definitely not a fan of anyone eating his food. A woman who gets charged with arson cus of a car that caught on fire while she wasn't even near it, and to top it off a feel good story that can inspire us all to do great things once we set our minds to it.

A few light hearted stories to cheer you up along side some straight up criminal stories for ya know balance. A professor who used chat GPT in a very counterproductive way. There is a serial car keying lady on the loose up in Canada, a drunk driving incident that has to be the dumbest way to get out of a DWI, and we should all wish the worlds oldest dog a very happy record setting birthday.