This episode contains lengthy discussions about panties, the dreaded 't' in 'panties', and the thermodynamics of putting panties in a cannon. NONE of this was our idea. Instead, please send your complaints straight to the mayor of Chicken, Alaska, who, if we're being realistic, is probably a moose. 

Meanwhile, Jess reminds us all that snake oil is alive and well. Especially on Amazon.com, where rules are for the weak. 

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