The girls are back and are coughing through the chaos and catching you up on everything from the viral plagues haunting their households to the viral content haunting their feeds.

Kiah and CC are gearing up for BravoCon in Vegas (pray for their social batteries), Kiah drags the early Christmas decorators who think November is December, and they dissect Miss Rachel’s unexpected slay at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards — yes, that Miss Rachel.

Plus, they break down the election results with just enough political awareness to stay employed, scream about the freshly dropped VPR trailer (Scandoval who?), and try to make sense of the latest season of Selling Sunset, which may or may not be a fever dream in stilettos. It’s messy, it’s festive, it’s Bravo-core chaos.

Enjoy!