Dead by Daylight patch 9.2.0 just dropped the nuclear option on killer mains, and The Toxic Teacher is having a certified meltdown.

Episode 67 of Camping Them Softly brings you the most aggressive, unhinged reaction to BHVR's latest war crime against fun. Featuring Nicky A.I. Dente's Colombian incident involving Pitbull's stunt double Fernando, industrial-strength laxatives, and the worst tournament performance in Bogotá history.

Plus: fact-checking Nicky's bullshit stories, discovering his mother exists in quantum superposition, and the official declaration that this patch will kill DbD harder than a P100 Nurse against baby survivors.

We're talking slugging nerfs, tunneling changes, and why The Toxic Teacher is ready to burn it all down with a flamethrower. Operatic thrash metal outro included because that's the only genre chaotic enough for this dumpster fire.

Tournament Casualties:

• 1 Dead by Daylight tournament in Bogotá completely destroyed
• 17 flashlight stuns suffered by Victor
• 1 pair of tournament pants absolutely obliterated
• $500 and an empanada gift card lost to Fernando
• 7 fake lactaid pills consumed (actually industrial Metamucil)
• 1 hotel bar reputation ruined forever

Collateral Damage:

• 3 jars of Ragu sacrificed to patch rage
• 1 perfectly good monitor destroyed
• Pitbull's entire music catalog banned from streams
• The entire Colombian gaming cafe circuit traumatized
• Victor's corner covered in marinara diagrams
• Nicky's mother's existence status: permanently quantum

Fernando's Survivor Main Crimes:

• Impersonating Mr. Worldwide
• Pharmaceutical sabotage via elderly bowel medicine
• Winning a tournament playing Feng Min
• Creating "The Brown Mist Incident" legend
• Existing as a survivor main in general

Total Body Count: The entire concept of competitive DbD integrity, Nicky's digestive system, and whatever was left of The Toxic Teacher's sanity after patch 9.2.0

Tortellini Totals: Tournament fu. Lactaid fu. Witness protection fu. Quantum mother fu. Operatic thrash metal fu. Four stars. Nicky says check it out, but bring extra pants.