Happy Pride Month! In honor, we are doing Sword, Sorcery, and Steroids for June. If you were alive and had cable in the 80s, you saw at least some of this. Alas, poor Kerry did NOT have cable then, so she has gone decades without knowing the ways of The Beastmaster. Join Kerry and Captain Honeybeard as they discuss Paula Abdul (!?), homoerotic log-lifting, and the questionable conditions the master's beasts were working under.

Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."