Thank Doug for Being a Friend! It's Doug's birthday episode, and since yesterday was what would have been Betty White's 100th birthday, Alice devised a saucy gauntlet of Golden Girls-themed games for Doug's Ruby Jubilee (40th birthday)! Hands get cocked. Feet almost get measured. Danger comes quickly. It's a blast.

Please also tune in Saturday 1/22 and play Jackbox with us on our celebratory video game livestream at www.unfinisheddynamos.com! 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Popular southern gothic novels, including The Dog That Mauled Britney

- What is your favorite ironic meal?

- The performance enhancement drugs of animal beauty pageants

- Favorite sexual positions, featuring William Shatner

- Eczema, fleas, second cousins, and other things that make you itch