It's a metric ass-ton of Vegas, baby!

We rattle off 69 exclusives, then at minute 69, we share an interview with the general manager of Lyft Las Vegas who recently turned 69.

Then we dive into this week's listicle, "69 Fun Facts About Roulette."

Later, we get a first-person review of "Magic Mike," the 69th show to open on the Las Vegas Strip since 1969.

Look, just listen and keep a bucket of cold water nearby.