This week your Earth ambassadors answer their first questions from an actual alien, most of which are about online shopping. Aaron thinks Barnes and Noble has great deals on David Hasselhoff's book “Don’t Hassel the Hoff,” Jacob is really intense about winning at Ebay auctions, and they both agree that you’re never quite as alive as when you’re waiting for something you bought online. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)