It's 90s week, and the floor is nostalgia! Alice confesses that she never finished reading Watership Down in the eighth grade, and Doug reveals that he prefers *NSYNC over Backstreet Boys. They talk picture books, past presidents, animated feature films, and that awkward Millennial stage of being intimidated by both young children and adultier adults.

And guess who's back! Maddie (Alice and Doug's hypothetical foster cow) makes a reappearance to discuss the merits of Heifer International, a real charity run by Pierre U. Ferrari (sounds fake to me...) that sponsors farm animals (including but not limited to cows, chickens, goats, and alpacas!) for needy families.

Other discussion topics may include:

-Scatological humorists and the hashtags that unite them

-Alternatively decorated burial receptacles

-How we can blame giant water bills on the government

-Bird Impressions: A Competition for the Ages

-Poop dust. Or was it poop ducts? Wait, they’re both in this episode? Unbelievable, guys.