Fall is here! Or, as the boys refer to it: Bette Midler season! The boys are thrilled at the changing temps and changing leaves, but even more thrilled to VOTE. The journal reminds us of simpler times when Cam yearned to be a conservative, and Mike just wanted to get drunk and get tested. Mike walks the fine line between lovable diva and pretentious drama queen, and Cam weighs the merits of a grown up twink.