Have we told you philately that we love you? 

See, philately means stamp collecting, so it's like we're sending you old-fashioned correspondence. Through your ear holes. That's like, aurilexisynchronicity, maaaan.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The best and worst ways to ingest summer sausage

- Fantasy sports, or grown men pretending they own other grown men

- Which side of your genitals do you part your hair on?

- The unreasonably high price of prescription medication. And stamps.

- A really huge Men in Black spoiler, so if you're still waiting to watch that, there's your warning.