Come one baby, make it hurt so good! This week your Earth ambassadors put their tongues on the line to show aliens what’s so great about hot sauce. And what IS so great about hot sauce? Well, it’s like a long walk on the sun, or… or listening to dial-up internet for 20 minutes, or… a nice romantic foot flaying. Oh wait, maybe that’s just Aaron’s alien dating profile. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)