That's right, I did Chili's again. And I feel very defensive about it for no good reason. Don't even look at me right now. Just say I did good. 

Meanwhile, Jess brings some deliciously privileged reviews for the JFK Center and Wolf Trap, and one totally fine review about cornhole.

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Can I take a NyQuil at 7 AM? Is that cool? Cool, I will then.