Is your blood haunted? Do you need to exorcise some of that pesky, intransigent blood? Try bloodletting! It's the newest scientific craze!

Lots of It Went Terriblys to unpack here at the beginning of March. We learn about leeches, barbers, leeching barbers, and Pat Sajak's intolerably difficult day-job. And we make at least three really great food puns. You'll wanna stick around for those.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Fruit cutting-related childhood trauma

- Would you like to be a mammal that lays eggs?

- The amazing abilities of contortionists...such as licking their own butts

- When was mental health invented?

- An inclusive history lesson, featuring Jesus, World War II, bidets, and Bill Cosby as a British woman