Nineteen years ago, in a West Philadelphia Ramada Inn, a child was born. And that day, unto us was given a fashion designer, artist, tweeter, rapper, alien, and… savior? This Christmas, your Earth ambassadors ask the question that’s been on everyone’s mind: is Jaden Smith the new Jesus? Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)