Get ready for the hottest of takes in this episode. Should cursive still be taught in schools? Is tofu actually flavorless? Has there ever been a less appropriately named food than "Fun Size" candy bars?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Why encyclopedias from the 1950s will teach us everything we'll ever need to know

- The Adventures of Brock Johnson and Cooter Wang

- Why air fryers are better than your favorite appliance or child

- The importance and impossibility of prescience

- Endorsing some up and coming products, such as Snickers, Lay's Potato Chips, and the internet