Alice gets her chompers polished, and Doug relives the trauma that is Homecoming Spirit Week. Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News makes an entrepreneurial return, and SOMEBODY DIES.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What does space cola taste like? Cookies and cream? Cough syrup? Bunny rabbits?

- A tribute to those killed in the 1970s, such as President "Honest" Andrew Lincoln

- What is your favorite flavor of shoe polish?

- How to tell if your dentist knows too much about you

- Guess how many beans are in this episode for your chance to win!