Math might be fake, but the mental gymnastics we do to justify our choices? Very real.

In this episode, we’re breaking down the chaotic equations that somehow make perfect sense in our heads. From Girl Math (“$100 jeans don’t count if I return something else”) to Boy Math (“6’0” on Hinge actually means 5’9” with confidence”), and of course, the most dangerous of all—Toxic Math (“If he liked my story but didn’t text back, he’s clearly obsessed with me”).

We’re exposing our own logic, roasting the delusion, and laughing through the chaos.
🎧 Tap in now and send us your most unhinged math—we promise we won’t judge (much).