It’s spooky season, and Grace and Vikki are dressed up, delirious and oversharing as always. From wild listener date stories to gas station disasters and actual good-date miracles, this Halloween episode has it all: chaos, laughter and maybe a little trauma bonding. 🎃

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It’s spooky season, and Grace and Vikki showed up in full clown glam (aka dressed as their exes) to tackle a haunting modern mystery: why don’t men approach women in bars anymore? 🤡

This week, they unpack listener submissions, debate whether women actually want to be approached and share some of the best (and worst) bar pickup attempts ever witnessed. From fear of rejection to ego death, it’s a chaotic mix of hot takes, laughter, and unsolicited dating advice.

Moral of the story? If you see us at the bar in clown makeup, say hi — we don’t bite (unless you’re a red flag).
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Grace and Vikki are diving into love, sex and the chaos of modern dating. From dating app disasters (and why half of you lied on our poll 👀) to therapy breakthroughs, booty calls and crying at the zoo, we’re spilling it all.

Whether you’re swiping, single, or settled down, this one’s for you.
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What do you do with your ex’s stuff—keep it, burn it or “allegedly” charge a little something to their card?

In this episode, Grace and Vikki spill on what they’ve kept (and torched) from exes, from luxury rings and cozy hoodies to sex toys, streaming logins, and even a Peloton. They share their own chaotic stories plus wild listener submissions about shopping sprees, Amazon revenge orders, and the art of the petty Venmo request.

Along the way, you’ll also get a life update: therapy breakthroughs, Jonas Brothers concert plans, Nashville friends, football season obsessions, and a few too many “Mercury in Gatorade” moments.

Moral of the story? Keep the hoodie, ditch the man. ⭐ Rate us 5 stars or we’ll Venmo request you for emotional damages.

We were supposed to record this episode together in Nashville… but tequila, Broadway and exhaustion said otherwise. Whoops. Instead, you’re getting the full weekend recap: nights out, hangovers, peak chaos moments and Grace meeting all of Vikki’s new Nashville friends.

It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s basically one long drunk diary entry.

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The stars have aligned… for chaos. In this episode, Grace (our resident Leo) and Vikki (our stubborn Taurus) roast their own zodiac signs, spill on dating compatibility disasters, and confess which signs they’d cancel completely. From main character syndrome and nap addictions to petty astrology opinions, we’re dragging ourselves—and you—through the horoscope drama.

🎧 Tune in now and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars—because Grace’s Leo ego needs it and Vikki’s Taurus energy will fight you if you don’t.

Lucky number 13 came with zero planning and maximum chaos. Grace and Vikki ditched the script and went full unhinged—from reflecting on exes’ birthdays and wild dating escapades to parenting advice from two women without kids (but plenty of opinions).

We also cover therapy breakthroughs, relationship icks, and even a quick dive into politics (because apparently that’s who we are now). Oh, and yes… there’s a curved dick story in here too.

If you’re here for candid, hilarious life updates and the kind of oversharing you didn’t know you needed—this episode’s for you.

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In this episode, we dive into the world of situationships and the complexities of modern relationship dynamics. Join us as we explore the "what are we?" and "what if?" moments, share personal stories, and offer insights into navigating the gray areas of dating. Whether you're in a situationship or just curious, this episode is packed with relatable content and advice. Tune in for a candid conversation about love, labels, and everything in between.

Grace and Vikki are back with unhinged texts, hatfishing horror stories, and dating chaos galore. From “man meat” DMs to fist bumps after sex—nothing is off-limits. Laugh, cringe, and rate us 5 stars!

We made it to double digits! Episode 10 is here—and we brought in our very first guest, the iconic Alayna, to help us dissect all the dating flags: green, red, and the increasingly chaotic beige.

Why do vibes make us overlook behavior? And what counts as a beige flag vs. a straight-up ick? From room-temp Mountain Dew to suspicious tampon drawers, nothing is off-limits.

Along the way, we share messy breakup stories, call out our own beige tendencies, and of course, swap hilarious and heartfelt memories of Adrian. This episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe too much info (but when has that ever stopped us?).

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