Note: We had some audio issues during the recording of this episode which we suspect is a result of improper microphone storage during our long hiatus as Sam explains at the beginning of this episode. While she did try to fix things as best as she could we do apologize for the quality of this episode and will be working to fix this in future episodes.  

How does Uwe Boll keep getting work?! Will, Mike, and Sam continue their second Trilogy of Torture (and continue Halloween month) with Uwe Boll's second ill-fated attempt at adapting a video game with Alone in the Dark from 2005. Starring Christian Slater as protagonist Edward Carnby and Tara Reid as his archeologist/museum curator girlfriend Aline Cedrac (yeah, we couldn't understand that casting either), the film basically takes a nonsensical plot, does almost NOTHING with it, and tries to pass off as an enjoyable film. In fact, so little happens in this film that Will seems to have set a personal record for talking about an entire movie! With a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and an initial script that seemed miles better than what was shoveled out on screen, this is one movie that the Commit One crew wishes just stayed in the dark.