Mr. and Ms. Lonely Hearts regale you with tales of solo dining – both embarrassing and triumphant. Alice gets kudos for being an excellent parallel parker, and Doug...ALSO gets kudos...for having a wang large enough to knock over a Great Dane.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Friends who don't like hot chocolate. Or love.

- The world is currently out of apples and we just now noticed.

- The deliciousness of a good old fashioned Irish potato mash fried

- Fitting in spots you shouldn't. (Heh)

- Hard brakers...sweepstakers...camp fakers talkin' Serendipity