We eradicate some delicious post-coital sandwiches before talking about The Terminator this week. We all agree that it’s a fine film even if we don’t understand why Sarah Connor would have sex with a man that she has no chemistry with, why Terminators have real dongs and hilariously fake heads, and what a South American kid is doing taking Polaroid pictures at a remote Mexican gas station. A storm of sequels and spin-offs are coming and that’s all right as long as they keep to the source material and don’t destroy the Terminator universe.