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This week we're talmbout:

00:00 cold open

00:20 intro

01:30 no elephants?

01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct

06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold

10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine

21:25 Sheath ad

22:30 KitKat hijacking

30:47 DraftKings ad

32:11 Taylor Swift death

32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)

40:10 forgiveness

45:08 dealing with a restaurant bro

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