The nonsense returns! This week Maddie and Ashleigh engage in a fascinating debate regarding the nominative status of diluting juice / squash. Riveting as always. The two go on to talk about the topics that are on everybody's lips this week: Matt Hancock, the toxic relationship between white British men and football and #FreeBritney. Your favourite podcast duo are throwing it as they take a trip down memory lane to revisit their silly school stories and read out audience submissions. Now, let's promise to never speak of these incidents again.