Wise Up

GUESS WHO'S BACK?! Yeah, its us, you guessed that right, how'd you know? We're returning with another Queen of First Dates appearance, however the Queen brings news!

Also... more eps pending, they will be old and outdated now but they will go up.. y'know, for the craic.

ok miss u luv u byeeee

Medical histories, health care scares, historical tragedies, we have it all at Maddie and Ashleigh's wondrous emporium of nonsense!

The episode title says it all. Love u nerds xo

The title betrays the chaos that lies within. That is all.

Lots of love, cherubs xo

Down with landlords. That is all. 

love u chickens xo

Welcome sweetie pies! Well, did you enjoy your holidays? Back to work is it? Awk aye well sure you'll be glad of a bit of routine again. NOT - everyone knows the only routine you superstarsluts are hungry for is this podcast! This week, your girlos had a long chatty catch up before a high stakes game of 20 questions. And naturally, it wouldn't be a Wise Up Podcast episode without a tragic and horrific news story to close us out, well would it? Run it, Jeff! Later punks xo

Happy New Year folks! Thanks for sticking around - here's a fun quiz to play along with, made especially for u. Speak soon, peace and love muckers xo

STEP INTO CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR FAVS! This week your gals take the longest fucking Christmas quiz in history. That's it, nothing else happens. Except for a lengthy chat about cancel culture, statues and pedos in the art world? Honestly, what is happening out there. Lastly, the two troublemakers list off some of your best and worst gifts - how festive! So grateful! What angels!

Anyways, hope you all have a peaceful xmas period. Do rest well young ones, for the girls will start this new year off with a bang the only way they know how... another podcast episode of course! You're all invited to spend xmas in the wise up insta dms and ring in the new year with a quiz about this past hell-scape, sorry, 12 months. So do tell, what have you done this year amidst the fucking madness? Write in, spill ur guts and c u on the other side of 2021.

Friends, colleagues, strangers, enemies, welcome one and all! The lads are back again with their nonsense - isn't that just the gift that keeps on giving?! This week, the boyos discuss their university experience, despair over women's magazine articles from the 00's and continue to be appalled but, yet, not shocked by the current events of our time. Does anyone know whats going on, anymore? Your girls certainly do not. On the bright side, its christmas eve in a week, so until then - stay festive!

Well well well, we meet again listeners. Ashleigh and Maddie have returned from their 2 weeks of annual leave to catch up with you all as well as each other. It's been a busy few weeks so the gals have a lot to discuss, naturally, always, when do they ever not? Life updates abound along with a pretty depressing discussion about Christmas traditions and an even more depressing news segment. What can you do, the world's on fire! But, welcome back lovelies - get ready for celebrating the festive season with your favourite podcast duo of 2021!