Wise Up

Welcome to a slightly different podcast format this week, little gemstones! Patron of the podcast, Queen of First Dates, suggested that Ashleigh and Maddie ask each other the infamous 36 questions to fall in love... needless to say, love was not found in this episode. The gals extend their sincere apologies for the lack of energy, our hosts were rather tired and considerably irritated by the entire premise of this episode (blame QOFD). Anyway, enjoy this change of pace and throw out any suggestions for radically alternative podcast episode formats / segments. Same time same place next week, lizard children!

Welcome back chickens! Lil late podcast this week as SOMEONE decided that it was NECESSARY to take a business trip to Paris of all places ffs. Absolutely ridiculous! But here are your fav girls back and ready to soothe your Sunday with terrible personality quizzes, depressing news and diarrhoea! What else brings one joy after all? Enjoy you little nuggets.

The tangents continue - welcome back! This week, Maddie and Ashleigh discovered their Hogwarts House, their wands and their patronus charms, not that any of those mean anything in the slightest but sure, this wouldn't be a millennial podcast without a Harry Potter themed quiz, now would it? Ashleigh brings outdated news of magic soil in Ireland while Maddie tries to make a child abduction sound positive. Lastly, the girls rank your Halloween costumes and share boring, sad, uplifting as well as just plain ridiculous Reddit stories with each other to close out the episode. Keep coming back for more nonsense!

GET UR PARTY POPPERS OUT FOR THE LADS! No, that's not a euphemism, its our half birthday! And we're celebrating the only way we know how - invasive personality quizzes, depressing news and freaky stories we found on the internet. But for real, we can't really believe we've made it this far, thank you all for following us along for this rather bizarre ride, we hope you enjoyed it as much as we have. Also, lets not forget that it's spooky season this weekend so get involved in the halloween spirit and tag us in your outfits / celebrations - we wanna party with youuuu! Happy halloween, happy birthday, stay safe and let the mayhem continue xoxo Ash n Mad

Oh sweet listeners! Welcome back to another week of over stimulated brains vomiting into a microphone. This week, Ashleigh and Maddie found out their attachment styles and were instantly shamed for their own unresolved childhood traumas. Capitalism, amirite? (idfk) This week's news revolves around IRL Kermit the Frog puppet man, Nigel Farage, celebrity heritage reality tv and the death penalty! Such fun, such fun. Stay tuned and keep your ears pricked because next week ITS OUR GOD DAMN HALF BIRTHDAY U BUNCHA FUCKS. Thanks for sticking with us gang xo

Howdy folks! This weeeeeek the girls figure out their apology languages - what would your ideal apology be? The news spans entertainment to striking bin men, UP THE BIN MEN! And of course, the gorls unload all of the listener submitted irrational fears and mercilessly ridicule you guys. As per usual, sure what else is this podcast for?! Read the title!

Another trans-national podcast recording just for you, dear listeners! This week Ashleigh and Maddie take the conflict styles quiz and the results are... exactly what you'd expect. The gals bring you news of celebrity heartbreak and a glimpse into the fall of our undemocratic technocracy which will bring with it the inevitable apocalypse. FUN. Next week, keep your eyes peeled, for the girls want stories about your ridiculous fears. Get submitting lovelies!

Stuck for choice between rainy cafe ASMR youtube videos and your favourite podcast? Well, look no further, this episode provides both! Enjoy the stormy vibes while the mindless chatter unfolds. This week, Maddie and Ashleigh take the colour personality test and blow smoke up their own arses. CUTE. The news consists of Fuel-gate and misogynists in Texas getting their comeuppance, classic good news bad news. The gorls also reveal their worst ghosting stories, but of course, nothing compares to the shit you can find on Reddit. In normal tangent fashion, the episode closes with a sprinkling of true crime. Buckle in, folks!

Don't listen to this hungry, welcome to the first foodcast! The Great British Bakeoff starts this week and honestly, these two just couldn't resist the chance to indulge in dessert. The time has finally come to axe the beloved, fan favourite (lol) third host of this podcast, Miss Co-Star. Its been a wild ride, but after 21 weeks, a new way to check in with your gals is what everybody rly wants- its about time you heard ever more exposing details! So, this week Maddie & Ashleigh kick us off with a little insight into their Enneagram type and suffer some mild trauma as a result. Of course, it wouldn't be these two without sprinkling in some leftist propaganda into the news segment and repeatedly shouting "Fuck you, U.K!" (no, seriously). Lastly, Maddie closes us out with her nightmare day at work and both come to a final conclusion that neither are any way inclined to defecate on another human... yes, that's how the podcast closes these days; swiping left or right on torture methods. Anyways, tuck in and enjoy!

This week, Ashleigh and Maddie, i.e. international fashion icons, dissect the MET Gala's hottest looks and weigh in on your controversial opinions. One half of the dynamic duo has been struck down by illness so send well wishes and enjoy the head cold ASMR. Love u chicas x