Wise Up

Oh boy do these two lunatics have a treat for you. Pls enjoy the extended cut of a 40 minute domestic over rom coms xo

A much quieter rendition of the podcast graces your devices this week for our gals Maddie and Ashleigh are on the come down after all the excitement of the previous episode. In fact, they've almost forgotten how this whole podcast thing works altogether but, as always, this delicious slice of audio brings with it life updates, co-star analysis, a news briefing and some truly tragic Tinder profiles. Here for the tea? Ever fancied buying a €1 house? Are you in a moral dilemma over fast fashion? Have you encountered some shocking online dating profiles? Well then, you've come to the right place. Fix yourself some tea, or grab a take out coffee, and join us for a wee yarn xo

In this strangely transport themed episode, the girlos are joined by none other than the infamous and completely anonymous Queen of First Dates. As you can imagine, all hell breaks loose - welcome to a night in with Maddie & Ashleigh. From planes to trains to boats to post (?) almost no method of transport is left unscathed by our in house logistical fanatic. What obscurities are you passionate about and why should everyone care about them? If you would like to guest host an episode and tell your fav duo all about your niche interests then send  a dm on instagram to @wiseuppodcast!

Wow, 4 months have flown by. And what better way to celebrate an anniversary than with your v. talented hosts forgetting their own podcast format all while ranting about the origins of the Taliban, the lack of art education, ghosting and circumcision! Just another standard episode really. 

P.s. feel free to aggressively dm the Wise Up instagram if Maddie and Ashleigh forget to upload pictures of the briefly mentioned, yet notorious, scarecrow colouring in drawing or the ugly Marble Arch Mound k thx bye!!1

Your fair maidens are spicing things up a bit this week - recording on a Monday, what madness! The ever controversial news segment does not disappoint, who knew that Gezza Adams was a bad guy?! You learn something new every day. Also this week, your gals take a quick crash course in ironman triathlons and recall some awkward moments that could only occur in the digital age. Remember facebook wall arguments? How humans made it to the top of the food chain is a mystery. LIKE, RATE, STREAM, DOWNLOAD AND SEND US INSTA DMS BC WE'RE CLINGY OK????

What a week it has been! Your favs have had a chaotic few days (as per) so settle yourselves in! Co-Star has been ditched and The Pattern has taken its place, will this celestial app become a sponsor? Probably not tbh. The news segment starts off with a wish to stay away from the heavy  news stories that have been floating around the headlines this week and yet the gorls continue to discuss hunger strikes, child abduction, infanticide and the futility of life - but it wouldn't be Ashleigh and Maddie without some disturbing news topics, would it? In this episode, the terrible twosome share stories related to childhood and the shit kids come out with because, let's be real, they do spout some shit. Stick around for the rest of August to listen to our reunion after two and half years as well as our first ever guest! Love ya'll. Stay spicy.

Dear listeners, your impeccable taste in podcasts has led you to one hosted by two high flyin' gals who are always moving around. This ensures for premium story telling but also sometimes brings with it technical difficulties - this episode is one of those episodes, so bare with the sound at times, the stories are worth it as always. This week ya gorls done found themselves a new life prediction app to play with, Co-Star wasn't putting out. Will they ever accept the futility of human existence and let go of trying to unravel the complexities of the human mind by tracking the movement of celestial bodies? Probably not, and sure isn't that half the fun?! The notorious news section touches on the brilliance of Lil Nas X and  serial killer in training Dominic Cummings - balance. The theme of this episode is bodily fluids, think piss, shit, vomit and periods. Hold onto your stomachs and maybe don't listen while eating. Enjoy u little sprinkles of angel dust!

In this week's marathon episode, your favourite podcast hosts tackle themes of holiday fun and the burden of gender roles - swings and roundabouts, right? As always, the gorls get open with a sassy horoscope reading before delving into the shark tank that is Love Island. This dissection leads into a discussion centred around some feedback from a gorgeous listener regarding the gendered association of the term 'guys' in everyday speech. What do you think, is it masculine, feminine, neutral? Submit your alternatives! Lastly, this jam packed episode closes with some holiday mishaps that are sure to tickle your fancy. Until next time, C**ts! xo

Another instalment of your regularly scheduled complain-fest! It's health concerns that have got the girls' goats this week. Acid reflux is a bitch. Co-Star was feeling particularly mystical and ambiguous this episode so brace yourselves for the usual nonsense. And of course, the phenomenal audience submitted sex stories surpassed all expectations, you lads are filthy and this pair of hella citrus gals love it.

What a week, the stars are refusing to mind their own business and your fav podcast hosts can't seem to keep tabs on any of their topics so enjoy this episode full of twists, turns and tangents! Ashleigh's news story has kindly been donated by her mother while Maddie has turned to instagram in the hope of finding little rays of light amongst the shit show that is the news. Our audience contributions centre around the theme of celebrity encounters, do you recognise any of the niche references? If you've stuck it out through all of the meandering, chaotic thoughts for the past 10 episodes, you're a gem stone - three cheers for double digits!