The dog days are here, folks, and we’ve all spent too much time in the sun. We ask where the piss and vinegar from the beginning of the summer went and do our contractually-mandated bitching about our shitty rich Governor who we all hate (4:20). How good is Florence and the Machine, tho?

The woke liberal media is lying to us: the Cheesecake Factory is nothing more than an elevated Applebee’s.

Speaking of the woke liberal media, we discuss the pros and cons of Capital J Journalism (36:54), try to unpack the truth behind the “Rage Against the Regime” protest scuffle, and offer our apologies to Westword’s Bennito Kelty. This is, after all, a truth-seeking/comedy true crime podcast for entertainment purposes only, which means you can’t sue us. Also, we are broke.

Weekly lookahead at 1:14:18. Leave a comment if this episode made you mad, sad, happy, or horny.