The government is shut down and the 16th street mall reopens. Coincidence?
We bust open the blue books (Yes on LL and MM), shill for the Wolf license plate, and fear for the City of Denver’s proprietary Roko’s Basilisk.
Then we discuss the surprising results from a Colorado Polling Institute survey of Denver voters, namely that socialism is more popular than capitalism and the DPD only has a 51% approval rating. Also conservatives continue to be little bitches scared of their own shadows.
We also do some genuine reporting and break the news that Mayor Mike Johnston and his 46% approval rating does not bring enough donuts to his constituent events.
The Gaza Flotilla sank in the Mediterranean and ICE is doing War on Terror type shit in Illinois, but the President’s son got some strange, so, you know, a mixed bag.
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Music by srrealist