It's Christmas in July, and we have a 1776-sized It Went Terribly for ya that answers those deep, hard-hitting questions like, "Why are there so many names for White Elephant gift exchanges?" and "Who the hell is still naming a baby, Dick?"

Other discussion topics may include:

- A recap of last week's episode of "How to Get Away with Your Mother"

- Are refrigerators the cell phones of tomorrow? Possibly

- Dry rubs, but not the dirty kind

- Calendar umbrellas, umbrella calendars, and all the dumb stuff in between

- Are cell phones the refrigerators of yesterday? No, probably not.