It's almost time for Nation Alice Cream Day! So warm up your tongues and spoons and say, "Not today, lactose intolerance!" cuz we're doing our annual 10-stop ice cream crawl this Sunday, and WE'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU AROUND.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A thoughtful examination of childhood stereotypes, from the skinny kid to the fat kid to the kid who lives dangerously by "climbing on rocks"

- From milk bread to suicide forests, the briefest Japanese history lesson of all-time

- Has your gynecologist's sense of humor gone too far? 

- In addition to ice cream, other products that come from cows...like French toast

- Bad ways to die, such as a head-eating lion, a cinnamon eating contest, and consuming too much knockoff knockoff knockoff meat