We get all sugared up by eating and drinking cake, ice cream, cappuccino, and Coke before we dance with the devil and discuss The Omen. We would have liked a five-year-old superhuman battle between Jesus and Damien, but we weren't disappointed by great crunchy deaths. If Pop-Pop is listening, we're very happy you've joined us and you can forward to about twenty-five minutes in and not be bothered by our incessant opening shenanigans.