Take your codeine and oxycontin, and rev up your entrepreneurial spirit cuz there are some new coffee brands and old, YA-inspired bands that need representation!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The heroic, caffeine-charged sea tales of Ishmael Starbuck

- Do you have a problem heating cute things in the microwave?

- The story of Snape, the first simp

- Which Beatle would *you* dip in chocolate?

- Why a bridge is the hardest place to lip sync