What important life skills did you learn as a kid? How to tie your shoes? Wipe your ass? Actually call a store on the telephone to dispute their return policy? Gracious, how soft we've become...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Practical joking (and possibly inappropriate) priests

- Learning Jason Statham life facts, but not knowing any of his movies

- An accidental exploration of the great Kris Kristofferson. Or at least his name.

- Celebrations of Nick at Nite, boy bands, and, believe it or not...shoehorns

- People who felt like they were in Harry Potter but were not in Harry Potter