We’ve got a Sam’s Club-sized It Went Terribly this week! Here are some Member's Mark alternative titles:

Two Juicy Fingers in a Hot Brown

Two Two-Tailed Mermaids in a Deep-Diving Treasure Hunt for Meat

Two Bird Humans in a Sweet Little Lie

Two Different Colored Eyes in a Coroner

Two Stirrups, Anvils, and Hammers in a Box of French-Canadian Toast Crunch

Two Vertical Gestures in a Follicular Calendar

Two Amish Wedding Rings in a Futuristic Past

Two Elaborate Mustaches in an Old, Brown Starbucks Logo

Two Pork Chop Dinners in a $3000 Refrigerator That'll Monitor Your Baby and Preheat Your Oven

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Who was the missing member of N*SYNC, and just how much better than him was Joey Fatone? 

- The damaging misinformation regarding this supposed "super sweet corn" 

- Enjoying Magic the Gathering for the art and Lady Godiva for the chocolate 

- Just what *will* kids with chicken pox eat? The answer may surprise you. And come in a jingle. 

- Warning: Spoilers for 1989's The Little Mermaid and 1995's Toy Story enclosed