Doug has never taken to the skies, so he thought that the way Baggage Claims are depicted in media was just abbreviated versions of a meticulous real-life process of matching each individual passenger's claim check with their rightful bags. But no. It's all a lawless free-for-all, and any sociopath can just walk in and take a bag off the carousel just because they could.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A failed modern day comparison to Les Miserables

- Stephen King's most underrated novel about a haunted shopping receptacle

- Air guitar injuries

- Vanilla Carlton and the Thousand Mile Poop

- A quick walrus joke that was made before Freya's murder (like most people with even an iota of compassion, we're pretty ticked at Norway right now)