This is the episode in which we talk about grooming. Whichever kind you're thinking of, it's probably that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Real fantasy lands and the imaginary authors who wrote about them

- Is it ever okay to throw your virility in someone's face? So to speak.

- The word "nefarious" is used a lot. Perhaps a nefarious amount. So if you like the word "nefarious" you should be happy about how often you hear "nefarious" in this episode

- Precocious children and vulgar grandmothers

- What makes a pirate want to kill a boy? And, really, could it just be the boy's fault?