It’s the season of love, and the premier of Season 5! And while we certainly could have taken five hundred twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes to catch up on all the things that happened during our hiatus, we promise that we did not. We did, however, wax poetic about Valentine’s Day, love, and breakups. That is, if you think frozen poop is poetic. Yeah… it’s that kind of show! Plus, unsolicited advice on cold sores, Celia may have fallen out of a tree, and Jodie got engaged!!! Welcome back, Never Nation. We sure did miss you! 



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S5 Ep98: Grab Bag Of Neuroses

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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In the final episode of Season 5, Jodie and Celia record the show in front of a very special live audience: international Never Nationers Gemma and Didi! It is only appropriate for the ladies to read Never Nationers fan mail, but does this show ever stay appropriate for long? Celia makes sure it does not by stripping down to the promised pasties from episode 20. And the inappropriate continues with the “nevers” sent from all of you! From pig nipples to period hats, this season ends with a cloaca of crazy!



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S5 Ep122: The Pasties Episode

Jodie and Celia are joined by Tammin Sursok and Roxy Manning of the “Women On Top” podcast this week! The ladies talk about child disappearing acts, intrusive parenting thoughts, and eating their young. Literally. Then, the show boldly goes where it’s never gone before. Sort of like Star Trek, but not at all. 



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S5 Ep121: Slip And Slide Of A What?! Featuring Women On Top

Jodie and Celia get some therapy on this week’s episode… Recess Therapy, that is! 

Recess Therapy is the viral Tiktok/Instagram account where Julian Shapiro-Barnum takes to the streets of NYC and interviews New Yorkers aged 2 to 9 on a variety of wild topics. These mini citizens do an excellent job of reminding the ladies about the importance of staying weird at any age. Not that either of them have completely forgotten. But all parents know the power of being validated by a child given how soul crushingly honest they are. Then, because good things happen in New York, Celia shares a universey-vibrationy-meeting-the-right-person-at-the-right-timey kinda story.



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S5 Ep120: New York's Happening

This week, Jodie and Celia do their best to process SCOTUS overturning Roe vs Wade in part by breaking down which women will be most affected. They then discuss Jodie’s recent activism landing her in the news, the importance of using privilege as a platform, the diaper and formula shortage currently happening in the US, and various ways to be of service.  Plus, Celia discloses how her love of WHAM! factored into the ultimate future feminist fashion faux pas.



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S5 Ep119: Wake Me Up Before You No No

This week Jodie and Celia provide salvation for parents and kids who are hardcore struggling with Common Core math: the phenomenal Kyne! Kyne is the magical Canadian Drag Race contestant who began her drag career while studying mathematics. During the pandemic, she realized that her mathematical prowess multiplied by her fabulousness could be used for good by helping parents and students tacking “new” aka nonsensical math. The result is her wildly popular TikTok @kyneonline that makes math fun, relevant, and incredibly creative. All this, plus the Never Thought Theorum: (chonuts+cockroaches)*mummified cats = insanity



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S5 Ep98: Grab Bag Of Neuroses

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