Believe it or not, it’s the final episode of Season Four (we’ll be back soon, we promise)! Jodie and Celia cover holiday lists their kids have provided. One in a FAR more organized fashion than the rest. They then wrap up the season by unwrapping the best of some of the worst toys EVER created. Their rundown will likely leave you feeling like a turtle that just wants to hide in its shell. Not to be confused with a “Turdle” that wants to take a crap. Or, maybe both. Probably both. 



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S4 Ep97: Turd de Force

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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In the final episode of Season 5, Jodie and Celia record the show in front of a very special live audience: international Never Nationers Gemma and Didi! It is only appropriate for the ladies to read Never Nationers fan mail, but does this show ever stay appropriate for long? Celia makes sure it does not by stripping down to the promised pasties from episode 20. And the inappropriate continues with the “nevers” sent from all of you! From pig nipples to period hats, this season ends with a cloaca of crazy!



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S5 Ep122: The Pasties Episode

Jodie and Celia are joined by Tammin Sursok and Roxy Manning of the “Women On Top” podcast this week! The ladies talk about child disappearing acts, intrusive parenting thoughts, and eating their young. Literally. Then, the show boldly goes where it’s never gone before. Sort of like Star Trek, but not at all. 



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S5 Ep121: Slip And Slide Of A What?! Featuring Women On Top

Jodie and Celia get some therapy on this week’s episode… Recess Therapy, that is! 

Recess Therapy is the viral Tiktok/Instagram account where Julian Shapiro-Barnum takes to the streets of NYC and interviews New Yorkers aged 2 to 9 on a variety of wild topics. These mini citizens do an excellent job of reminding the ladies about the importance of staying weird at any age. Not that either of them have completely forgotten. But all parents know the power of being validated by a child given how soul crushingly honest they are. Then, because good things happen in New York, Celia shares a universey-vibrationy-meeting-the-right-person-at-the-right-timey kinda story.



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S5 Ep120: New York's Happening

This week, Jodie and Celia do their best to process SCOTUS overturning Roe vs Wade in part by breaking down which women will be most affected. They then discuss Jodie’s recent activism landing her in the news, the importance of using privilege as a platform, the diaper and formula shortage currently happening in the US, and various ways to be of service.  Plus, Celia discloses how her love of WHAM! factored into the ultimate future feminist fashion faux pas.



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S5 Ep119: Wake Me Up Before You No No

This week Jodie and Celia provide salvation for parents and kids who are hardcore struggling with Common Core math: the phenomenal Kyne! Kyne is the magical Canadian Drag Race contestant who began her drag career while studying mathematics. During the pandemic, she realized that her mathematical prowess multiplied by her fabulousness could be used for good by helping parents and students tacking “new” aka nonsensical math. The result is her wildly popular TikTok @kyneonline that makes math fun, relevant, and incredibly creative. All this, plus the Never Thought Theorum: (chonuts+cockroaches)*mummified cats = insanity



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S4 Ep97: Turd de Force

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