In our premiere episode, we review episodes 1-4 of the hottest show on the ton, BRIDGERTON and how to tell apart all the white people on the show. We also discuss why you don't need to update Mahjong with avocado illustrations, Lana Del Rey's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad press tour, and we rate an apology featuring a 'daddy' cap (Spoilers: it's not good - and put some RESPEKT ON GAYLE KING'S NAME)

SPOILER ALERT: Bridgerton.